[fade in from commercial. John McCain is in the middle of the squared circle.]McCain: "My friends..."[crowd boos slowly, X-Pac style]McCain: "My friends! Please! I come before you tonight to speak about an issue of great importance. I'm here to talk to you about an approaching danger, and one that I am graciously offering to shield … Continue reading Best Presidential Debate Ever →

The Oatmeal Raisin Cookie is a vile creation and not fit for human consumption."Where is all of this venom coming from?" you may ask. I hate oatmeal raisin cookies. h8! It looks good from a distance, like a chocolate chip cookie, but when you get close...only then, THEN do you realize the evil and deceptive … Continue reading Blight upon Humanity →

Happiness is a fresh chocolate-glazed donut and a coffee.On a Saturday morning.At Merritt's.While playing WoW.:D

It's like a bad joke.We sell the Oldsmobile to my brother. The Dodge breaks down. Alternator...in the shop till tomorrow.

Yesterday, Indi and I had a hanging-out-fest with Nikki (as an unwind from the tornadic few weeks that have been our estate sale/home rental). We went over to the Jonestead and watched movies, ordered some pizza (how I've missed you, Papa John's!), and made a trip up to Borders. I read a good deal of … Continue reading Assault and Battery →