The Oatmeal Raisin Cookie is a vile creation and not fit for human consumption.
“Where is all of this venom coming from?” you may ask. I hate oatmeal raisin cookies. h8! It looks good from a distance, like a chocolate chip cookie, but when you get close…only then, THEN do you realize the evil and deceptive nature of this faux-treat!
Heaven forbid you actually bite INTO one of these confectionary travesties before realize it is, indeed, NOT chocolate chip. You will certainly rue that day.
I do not look down upon those that enjoy this cookie, as its’ deception knows no bounds. They know not what they do. I, however, will continue to push for the eradication of the ORC. It serves no purpose but to decieve and disappoint!
DOWN WITH ORCS!